beware

News of the Weird (via The Sun Times) picked up on the ‘ol “Mistaking the Brake Pedal” accident made triply-hilarious when we learn it’s a shriner in a go-cart (and hopefully a funny turbin).

A 75-year-old Shriner, driving a go-cart in one of the organization’s tiny-car exhibitions, lost control and hit, in succession, two kids and two adults, before coming to a halt in bushes (July). [Chicago Sun-Times, 7-4-08]

IN THE BUSHES!  Bwahahaha.